Every so often, I get a SURVEY in the EMAIL. Here are MY ANSWERS:
1. What time is it? 7:48 PM 8/7/2009 2. What's your full name Nadine Louise Noriega 3. What are you most afraid of? Not being able to
DISCOVER THE SECRET OF IMMORTALITY before I DIE. 4. What's the most recent movie you've seen?
The Mothman. 5.. Place of birth-Alamosa Colorado. 6. Favorite food -chef salads, and MOLDY TOAST. 7. What's your natural hair color dark brown with
streaks of grey and mustard from my POTATO SALAD. 8. Ever been skinny dipping? No, I'm just a SKINNY
DIP... 9. Love someone so much it made you cry? No, I
only DO THAT WITH ONIONS. 10. Ever been in a car accident-No, but I've had an
ACCIDENT in the CAR. 11. Croutons or bacon bits. both 12.. Ever been on a ship?No. 13. Favorite Flowers lavender lilacs and skunk
cabbage. 14. Favorite day of the week. ALL OF THEM. 15. Favorite sport to watch- Outhouse tipping. 16. Warner Brothers or Disney- both 17. Favorite restaurant . Wendys 18. Favorite drink -coffee 19. Favorite Ice cream- French vanilla and mustard. 20. What color is your bedroom carpet- It's a
MUSTARD color ON ACCOUNT OF AN ACCIDENT I JUST HAD... 21. Who will respond to this e-mail the
quickest-Rosemary. 22. Who will be least likely to respond Vladimir
Putin. 23. Who is the person that you are most curious to
see their responses-Rosemary 24. How many times did you fail your driver's test
none 25. Last person you went to dinner with-NOBODY. I
eat by MYSELF. It's SAFER FOR EVERYONE, that way. 26. Favorite TV shows - Law & Order, Family Guy,
the Simpsons, and MARRIED WITH CHILDREN. 27. What do you want to do before you die-Discover
the SECRET TO IMMORTALITY. 28. Before this one, from whom did you get your last
e-mail -FROM ROSEMARY. 29. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The
CHICKEN. God made the CHICKEN so that she could LAY
EGGS. Otherwise, we WOULDN'T HAVE SCRAMBLED EGGS
FOR BREAKFAST. (THANK YOU GOD...) 30. Park or Zoo-park. 31. Have you ever been overseas-No. 32. What do you do when you are bored -watch TV,
play on computer, pick lint out of my bb. 33. What are your favorite colors most shades of
red, blue, purple and PINK. I LOVE BABY ANIMALS BECAUSE
OF THEIR NICE PINK STOMACHS... 34. How many people are you sending this e-mail
-just ROSEMARY. THE OTHERS WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 35. Your usual Bedtime usually AFTER midnight but
BEFORE DAWN. 36.. 20 How many tattoos do you have -none 37. How many pets do you have-NONE. 38. Time you finished this survey 8:02 PM 8/7/2009-not
a MOMENT TOO SOON...
DISCOVER THE SECRET OF IMMORTALITY before I DIE. 4. What's the most recent movie you've seen?
The Mothman. 5.. Place of birth-Alamosa Colorado. 6. Favorite food -chef salads, and MOLDY TOAST. 7. What's your natural hair color dark brown with
streaks of grey and mustard from my POTATO SALAD. 8. Ever been skinny dipping? No, I'm just a SKINNY
DIP... 9. Love someone so much it made you cry? No, I
only DO THAT WITH ONIONS. 10. Ever been in a car accident-No, but I've had an
ACCIDENT in the CAR. 11. Croutons or bacon bits. both 12.. Ever been on a ship?No. 13. Favorite Flowers lavender lilacs and skunk
cabbage. 14. Favorite day of the week. ALL OF THEM. 15. Favorite sport to watch- Outhouse tipping. 16. Warner Brothers or Disney- both 17. Favorite restaurant . Wendys 18. Favorite drink -coffee 19. Favorite Ice cream- French vanilla and mustard. 20. What color is your bedroom carpet- It's a
MUSTARD color ON ACCOUNT OF AN ACCIDENT I JUST HAD... 21. Who will respond to this e-mail the
quickest-Rosemary. 22. Who will be least likely to respond Vladimir
Putin. 23. Who is the person that you are most curious to
see their responses-Rosemary 24. How many times did you fail your driver's test
none 25. Last person you went to dinner with-NOBODY. I
eat by MYSELF. It's SAFER FOR EVERYONE, that way. 26. Favorite TV shows - Law & Order, Family Guy,
the Simpsons, and MARRIED WITH CHILDREN. 27. What do you want to do before you die-Discover
the SECRET TO IMMORTALITY. 28. Before this one, from whom did you get your last
e-mail -FROM ROSEMARY. 29. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The
CHICKEN. God made the CHICKEN so that she could LAY
EGGS. Otherwise, we WOULDN'T HAVE SCRAMBLED EGGS
FOR BREAKFAST. (THANK YOU GOD...) 30. Park or Zoo-park. 31. Have you ever been overseas-No. 32. What do you do when you are bored -watch TV,
play on computer, pick lint out of my bb. 33. What are your favorite colors most shades of
red, blue, purple and PINK. I LOVE BABY ANIMALS BECAUSE
OF THEIR NICE PINK STOMACHS... 34. How many people are you sending this e-mail
-just ROSEMARY. THE OTHERS WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 35. Your usual Bedtime usually AFTER midnight but
BEFORE DAWN. 36.. 20 How many tattoos do you have -none 37. How many pets do you have-NONE. 38. Time you finished this survey 8:02 PM 8/7/2009-not
a MOMENT TOO SOON...
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