ALL ABOUT IDIOTS, and WHAT CAUSES THEM:
A person MIGHT BE AN IDIOT if he/she: ....throws away a donut because it had a hole in it .
....thinks manuel labor is the President of Puerto
Rico.
...they checked their mail box in the front yard
after their computer said"You've got mail."
...they had a strange desire to post a definition for
no apparent reason.
...they watched their collegues start up the new
office PC and started thinking that the passwords were rows
of asterii
...they moved and took the numbers on their
houses because they didn't want to change their address
...they got fired from a M&M factory for throwing out all the
W's
they took their radio with them on vacations so
they could pick up their favorite stations.
I have a theory about WHAT CAUSES IDIOTS. It's
about the PLANET EARTH, and about how it is caught in a
SPACE-TIME WARP. My THEORY is about TIME AND SPACE
and how they are ALL woven together, forming a
four-dimensional fabric called "space-time." The tremendous
mass of Earth DIMPLES this fabric, much like A BOWLING
BALL sitting in the middle of a trampoline. Gravity is simply
the MOTION of objects following the curvaceous lines of the
DIMPLE. If Earth were stationary, that would be the end of
the story. But Earth is NOT stationary. It SPINS AROUND ON
ITS AXIS, AND THIS SPIN TWISTS THE DIMPLE, PULLING IT
AROUND into a 4-DIMENSIONAL SWIRL. It's THIS SWIRL that
ALSO TWISTS THE minds and THINKING OF CERTAIN
PEOPLE, THUS MAKING THEM IDIOTIC. Stopping the EARTH'S ROTATION would have NO
EFFECTS ON THESE IDIOTS, BECAUSE, if we were ABLE to
stop the Earth with no bad consequences, life on a
non-rotating or retrograde (backwards) rotating planet
would be very strange. On a retrograde rotating planet, the
sun and all the stars would rise in the west and set in the
east. If the rotation was very slow, the day could be very
long, and if it was FAST, the day could be only a FEW HOURS
LONG. This would make NO DIFFERENCE to the IDIOTS, at
ALL, SINCE THEY THINK AND FEEL THIS WAY, all the TIME! Either way, we LOSE...
A person MIGHT BE AN IDIOT if he/she: ....throws away a donut because it had a hole in it .
....thinks manuel labor is the President of Puerto
Rico.
...they checked their mail box in the front yard
after their computer said"You've got mail."
...they had a strange desire to post a definition for
no apparent reason.
...they watched their collegues start up the new
office PC and started thinking that the passwords were rows
of asterii
...they moved and took the numbers on their
houses because they didn't want to change their address
...they got fired from a M&M factory for throwing out all the
W's
they took their radio with them on vacations so
they could pick up their favorite stations.
I have a theory about WHAT CAUSES IDIOTS. It's
about the PLANET EARTH, and about how it is caught in a
SPACE-TIME WARP. My THEORY is about TIME AND SPACE
and how they are ALL woven together, forming a
four-dimensional fabric called "space-time." The tremendous
mass of Earth DIMPLES this fabric, much like A BOWLING
BALL sitting in the middle of a trampoline. Gravity is simply
the MOTION of objects following the curvaceous lines of the
DIMPLE. If Earth were stationary, that would be the end of
the story. But Earth is NOT stationary. It SPINS AROUND ON
ITS AXIS, AND THIS SPIN TWISTS THE DIMPLE, PULLING IT
AROUND into a 4-DIMENSIONAL SWIRL. It's THIS SWIRL that
ALSO TWISTS THE minds and THINKING OF CERTAIN
PEOPLE, THUS MAKING THEM IDIOTIC. Stopping the EARTH'S ROTATION would have NO
EFFECTS ON THESE IDIOTS, BECAUSE, if we were ABLE to
stop the Earth with no bad consequences, life on a
non-rotating or retrograde (backwards) rotating planet
would be very strange. On a retrograde rotating planet, the
sun and all the stars would rise in the west and set in the
east. If the rotation was very slow, the day could be very
long, and if it was FAST, the day could be only a FEW HOURS
LONG. This would make NO DIFFERENCE to the IDIOTS, at
ALL, SINCE THEY THINK AND FEEL THIS WAY, all the TIME! Either way, we LOSE...
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