Tuesday, June 1, 2010


THE PRANKSTER-ONE-A few days after Martin's death, Old Mookie came home from the hospital. They had a small dinner for the velociraptor, and they served him his favorite food-----pizza. Old Mookie, while happy he was home, was SAD, upon hearing of Martin's demise. The two of them had become CLOSE FRIENDS, which was STRANGE, CONSIDERING MARTIN'S HATRED FOR REPTILIANS.
"It was because I reminded him of Mr Beasely, the storekeeper who hired him to work at his GROCERY STORE, afternoons after school." Old Mookie had explained. "Mr Beasely was BIG, like ME, and Martin said that he was always GOOD TO HIM AND HIS FAMILY..."
Old Mookie's voice trailed off, but then he brightened when he'd mentioned that an ALLOSAURIC NURSE had given him HER PHONE NUMBER and had asked him to CALL HER. "Bernice is REALLY NICE.." Old Mookie smiled, DREAMILY. "She wears ORANGE CREME PERFUME..."
Sgt Falconian, meanwhile, was on a CASE. There HAD BEEN A MYSTERIOUS PERSONAGE, who was REEKING HAVOC on the RESIDENTS OF BUILDING C. So FAR, the prankster had:
SMEARED LIMBURGER CHEESE on ALL the LIGHTBULBS IN THE DAYROOM, so that when anyone TURNED IT ON, EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE ROOM STARTED TO SMELL! Nadine, the winged creature WOKE UP, LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW, and started to SCREAM----as did Sgt Falconian, who had seen a GHASTLY IMAGE OUTSIDE HIS BEDROOM WINDOW. "SOME IDIOT grabbed some make-up and PUT IT ALL OVER HIS FACE!. I couldn't GET A GOOD LOOK ON WHO IT WAS, because his WHOLE FACE was PALE WHITE, and his EYE SOCKETS WERE COMPLETELY BLACK!"
Sgt Falconian-----his OWN face pale WHITE, had gone on to say that his ASSAILANT HAD USED bright red lipstick and had applied RED BLUSH on his CHEEKS! "He looked like an INSANE CLOWN!" the little man muttered, as he sipped his coffee. He was at JOE'S DINER, discussing the previous night's events with JOE THE COOK. "NEXT THING I KNEW the IDIOT HAD GOTTEN A HATCHET, or a CROWBAR, AN' HE WUZ TAPPIN' ON TH' WINDOWS...an' he wuz LOOKIN' IN AT US, an' the LOOK on 'is face wuz SOMETHIN' I'LL NEVER FORGET...." The attacker had gone on to torment OTHER residents at BUILDING C. The residents----oddly enough----were all REPTILIAN, or of REPTILIAN STOCK. The attacker had placed a PREGNANT ARMADILLO in with Mr. Planakis'----he lived in ROOM 08-------UNDIES, so that when the BABIES HAD HATCHED, MOM was NURSING THEM IN his UNDIES!
But the joke had BACKFIRED-----if it WAS a joke. Mr Planakis had adopted BOTH mother and babies, and was now RAISING THEM AS HIS OWN. Mr Planakis looked more HUMAN than REPTILIAN, but an ancestor was a full blooded T-REX. Other reptilians had gotten FART CUSHIONS on their SEATS AT the DAYROOM, when SGT FALCONIAN HAD SHOWN A MOVIE, and when Miss Cipriani, the SOUTHERN BELLE/VELOCIRAPTOR, was watching her FAVORITE DVD, someone had climbed up to her second story window, and had done the SAME THING WITH THE CROWBAR, to her.
The assailant WASN'T dressed up like a CLOWN------he had donned dark clothes and a ski mask to do the EVIL DEED.The dark clad figure had made a loud noise and had stared at her, before quickly dodging out of the way and RUNNING OFF TO HIDE! Sgt Falconian's features settled into a scowl. "WHOEVER'S DOIN' THIS, has an EVIL MIND..." he muttered, staring bleakly into his coffee.